people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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