It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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