Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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