hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
