I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
wrigley field is MILF paradise
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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