Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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