Need sex. Gaining weight.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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