I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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