No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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