She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize