sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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