She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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