actually, I'm a sock model
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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