just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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