dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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