At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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