Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
