would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
