we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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