it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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