Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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