Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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