if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
