return my video game
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
