no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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