Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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