Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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