You really coming over, don't trick.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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