We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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