brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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