He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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