alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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