your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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