Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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