Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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