I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
