We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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