All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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