Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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