R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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