This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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