We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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