I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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