I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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