My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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