this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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