Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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