just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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