i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Even my vagina gasped.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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