So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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