You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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