all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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