Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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