3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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