So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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