her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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